Title: Picture the two of us in my Golden Submarine
Fandom: British Actor/Comedian RPS
Pairing: Simon Amstell/Ben Whishaw
Word count: 6k
Summary: It begins, as most troublesome things do, with a blowjob.
The adventures of two skinny men trying to make sense of life, each other, and other such absurdities.
Justification: I'm a sucker for people ( Read more... )

As I have sworn at least three times before this, I plan to take a break from fandom until next August. I'm hoping posting this will at least give it some validity in my mind. Observe:

The first time I said I was retiring, I began the Domestic Bliss 'verse. (Mow Them Lawns (it turns me on))

The second time, there wa Catharsis in Neverland which ( Read more... )

I initially wanted to give them a happy, schmoopy sort of thing that made people go squee, but then I realized I wasn't that person today, so angst happened. My apologies to my girls dahlia94 nd ireena. Maybe next time ( Read more... )

As the lovely dahlia94 can attest, I got maybe a little too involved with stalking Ben Whishaw. And it just so happened that I stumbled across the miracle that is Simon Amstell through my wanderings through the magical world of YouTube. I never thought I'd say this, but the two of them are cuter than a basket of (possibly anorexic) puppies. Ergo, my fandom ( Read more... )